If I were a rich man
From my long years as a volunteer at Drury Lane Theatre where I grew up, I had heard the music so many times from the show "Fiddler on the Roof". The song "If I Were a Rich Man" always got me singing with it. I recently heard it again - so this time it lead into a warble of being rich, whether men or women. If I were a rich man... I'd think I'm lucky Just turn off thoughts of this I'm not a man I'm not ever rich I'd like, though, to live on in bliss! My name's not Fiddler (though sometimes I wish) I've never been on a roof Except when I built My own first home... The sale was a burden of proof! If I was a woman... that's gender correct... Do I turn this saying off too? I've got female breasts And other women stuff But I'm treated like I said "I do" I used my brain many years ago I'd tested okay most times If I was thoughtful Thinking ahead I'm not sure I'd still use these