Not your typical femme
On feeling defiant. (Published IOTBA) Sorry I don't live up to your stereotype Of what a woman should be I've got stretch marks and baker's arms Crooked teeth, a big nose Sorry old chum... that's just me. I'm not into high heels - I like all my bones Tight jeans just ride up my crutch You can stick your Brazilian But I do pluck my brows 'Cos looking like Oscar just sucks. I fire up quite quick, I can get rather loud There's nothing quite like a debate But I don't take too kindly To being told what to do And don't ever call me your "mate". I like my house tidy, I don't like a mess But if I make one at least it is mine I'm nobody's maid I have my own job And I say what I do with my time. I go to the gym, I dance, I sing loud I'm annoying, I'm pithy, never twee And if that gets your back up Don't make it my fault Like it or lump it... that's me. So if you're looking for your typi